The Funniest Sopranos Jokes

The Sopranos is a classic show that has been quoted and parodied many times over. Here are some of the funniest jokes about the show!

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The Off-Topic section of the “Sopranos” forum on is a goldmine of hilarity. It’s filled with inside jokes, running gags, and one-liners that would make even the most diehard “Sopranos” fan crack up.

Here are some of the funniest “Sopranos” jokes from the Off-Topic section:

“You can never have too much cheese.” -Tony Soprano

“A man is not judged by the size of his wallet but by the size of his…girth.” -Paulie Walnuts

“Don’t ask me for no favors, I’m a made guy!” -Vito Spatafore

The Best Sopranos Jokes

If you’re a fan of The Sopranos, you know that the show is packed with hilariously dark humor. From comical one-liners to clever observations about life, The Sopranos always had a way of making us laugh. In this article, we’ll take a look at some of the funniest jokes from the show.

Joke #1

In the first episode of The Sopranos, Tony is in a restaurant with his family. The waiter asks him what he wants to drink and Tony replies, “I’ll have a vodka on the rocks with a twist.” The waiter says, “Certainly, sir. And for your entree?”

Joke #2

What do you call a Sicilian with an I.Q. of 50?

A tourist.

Joke #3

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!


The Sopranos ran for six seasons on HBO, from 1999 to 2007. The show was groundbreaking in its use of graphic violence, strong language, and adult themes. It was also one of the most popular shows on television, winning numerous awards, including five Golden Globes and twenty-one Emmys.

While the show was praised for its realistic portrayal of organized crime, it was also often criticized for its sexist and racist depiction of Italian Americans. Despite these criticisms, the show was a huge success with both critics and audiences, and it has become a cult classic in the years since it ended.

Despite its dark subject matter, The Sopranos was also known for its humor. The show often used black humor to lighten the mood in scenes that were otherwise tense or violent. Here are some of the funniest jokes from The Sopranos:

1. “You ever whack anybody?”
“I’m Italian, we whack everyone.” -Tony Soprano

2. “What do you mean you’re punking out on me? I thought we were friends.”
“We are friends. That’s why I’m punking out on you.” -Carmela Soprano

3. “It’s not whether you get knocked down; it’s whether you get back up again.”
“That’s what my father used to say… right before he knocked me down.” -Tony Soprano

4. “I’m not a dago; I’m an American!”
“You’re an Italian-American; that’s like being a little pregnant.” -Dr. Jennifer Melfi

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