Looking for some funny softball jokes to make your teammates laugh? We’ve got you covered! Check out our list of the best softball jokes and have a good time on the diamond!
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Jokes about the game
If you’re looking for some funny softball jokes to make your teammates laugh, then you’ve come to the right place. We’ve compiled a list of the best softball jokes that will have everyone on your team in stitches. Whether you’re looking for jokes about pitching, hitting, or fielding, we’ve got you covered. So, without further ado, let’s get into the jokes.
Jokes about softball terms
1. What do you call someone who hangs around the batting cage all day? A bat boy!
2. What do you call a softball player with half a brain? Gifted!
3. What do you call a softball player who can’t hit the ball out of the infield? A pitcher!
4. How do you keep a softball player from getting in your way on the bases? Hang a steal sign on him!
5. How many outfielders does it take to catch a fly ball? None, the infielders will do it!
6.Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to first base!
7.How can you tell if a softball player is gay? He hits behind the runner!
8.How many shortstops does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to call for backup!
9.How many third basemen does it take to change a light bulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to call for help!
Jokes about the players
Q: Why did the softball player wear a G-string?
A: To keep his bats from rolling away!
Q: How do you know a softball player just had sex?
A: Because she’s walking funny and her bat is clean!
Q: What do you say to a softball player in a three-piece suit?
A: “Will the defendant please rise?”
Jokes about the team
As the softball season comes to an end, here are some jokes to make your teammates laugh. These might not be the best jokes in the world, but they’re definitely ones that will make your teammates laugh.
Jokes about the coach
What’s the difference between a softball coach and a vampire?
-A vampire only sucks blood at night!
Why did the softball coach cross the road?
-To get to the other practice!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from the softball coach!
Jokes about the team captain
Why did the team captain go to the library?
To get his batting average up!
What’s the difference between a team captain and a baby?
A baby knows when to stop crying!
Why did the team captain cross the road?
To get to first base!
Jokes about the opponents
We all know that softball can be a really intense and serious game. But that doesn’t mean we can’t have a little fun with our jokes! Here are some jokes about the opponents that you can use to make your teammates laugh.
Jokes about the other team’s players
What’s the difference between a hitting coach and a pi\*ata?
A pi\*ata has candy in it.
What do you call a softball player with half a brain?
Gifted.
What’s the difference between a softball player and a bag of garbage?
The garbage gets taken out more often.
How do you keep a softball player from being nervous before games?
Take their bat and glove away from them!
Jokes about the other team’s coach
What do you call a softball coach with a bachelor’s degree?
A: A coach.
