Social Studies Jokes that Will Make You Laugh

A social studies joke is a joke that makes fun of social studies or makes a pun using social studies terms.

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Jokes about History

Why did Julius Caesar cross the Rubicon?
To get to the other side!

What did Marie Antoinette say when she heard people were rioting in Paris?

Let them eat cake!

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A thesaurus!

Jokes about Geography

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side of the world!

Why did the duck cross the road?

To get to the other side of the continent!

Why did the mosquito cross the road?

To get to your blood!

Jokes about Civics

Q: Where does the President live?
A: In the White House!

Q: How many U.S. Senators are there?
A: 100 – 2 from each state!

Q: What is the name of the first woman to become a U.S. Senator?
A: Hattie Caraway from Arkansas!

Q: Who is the Chief Justice of the United States?
A: John Roberts!

Jokes about Economics

Q. What’s the definition of a liberal arts education?
A. A box of hammers.

Q. How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. None, the lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the collective farm.

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