We’ve collected the funniest small penis jokes from around the internet, so you can laugh your way through this sensitive subject matter.
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Jokes about Small Penises
Q: Why don’t sharks eat men with small penises?
A: Because they might get a mouthful of sand!
Q: What’s the difference between a man with a small penis and a man with no penis?
A: The man with no penis is probably more interesting!
Q. How many men with small penises does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. One -He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him
Jokes about Men with Small Penises
What do you call a man with a small penis?
A man with a small penis.
Jokes about Women with Small Penises
Q. What do you call a woman with a small penis?
A. A woman!
Q. What’s the difference between a woman with a small penis and a man with a small penis?
A. A man with a small penis knows he has a problem!
Jokes about Sex with Small Penises
Q. What’s the difference between a big penis and a small penis?
A. The big one hurts more when you sit on it.
Q. Why did the man with the small penis cross the road?
A. To get to the other side!
Q: Why don’t women like men with small penises?
A: Because they can’t find them in the dark!
Q: What do you call a man with a small penis?
A: A teaspoon!
Jokes about Children with Small Penises
Why did the boy with the small penis cross the road?
To get to the other side!
What do you call a boy with a small penis?
A waste of skin.
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowboy with a small penis?
One melts.
