Need a little bit of levity to get you through your next skydiving jump? Check out our collection of funny skydiving jokes. From puns to one-liners, we’ve got you covered.
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Jokes About the Plane Ride
The first time you skydive, the plane ride is just as exhilarating as the jump itself. But by the hundredth time, it’s just a necessary evil to get to the good part. If you’re looking for a way to pass the time on your next plane ride, here are some funny skydiving jokes to keep you entertained.
-Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the runway.
-Why did the duck cross the road? To get to the other side of the runway.
-Why did the mosquito cross the road? To get to the other side of the runway.
-Why did the skydiver cross the road? To get to his drop zone!
Jokes About the Equipment
What do you call a skydiver with a broken parachute? A ground salad.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side… of the sky!
Why did the skydiving instructor jump out of the airplane? To test the students’ parachutes!
What’s a skydiver’s favorite fruit? A parachute.
How does a skydiver know when his parachute was packed by a beginner? When he has to pull the rip cord to start the engine.
Jokes About the Instructor
Why did the skydiving instructor cross the road?
To get to the drop zone!
Why does a skydiving instructor love his job?
Because it’s a real thrill ride!
Why was the skydiving instructor bad at his job?
He couldn’t hack it!
Jokes About the Jump
Q: Why did the chicken go skydiving?
A: To get a bird’s-eye view!
Q: Why did the duck go skydiving?
A: To see the world from a different perspective!
Q: What do you call a skydiving tree?
A: A fir drop!
Jokes About the Landing
“What’s the best way to describe landing a plane?”
“A controlled crash.”