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Jokes about being skinny
Are you looking for some funny skinny jokes? Well, you’ve come to the right place!
Here are some of the best jokes about being skinny:
-Why are ghosts such bad liars? Because they are easy to see through!
-What do you call a skinny person in a room full of overweight people? The entertainment!
-What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs!
-How can you tell if a person is too skinny? They hula hoop with their fingers!
-Why did the anorexic cross the road? To get to the other side!
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Jokes about being too skinny
What’s the best way to describe someone who’s too skinny? Anorexic.
What do you call a skinny person with no money? A broke-lean.
Why are skinny people always hungry? Because they can never find anything to eat!
Why did the skinny guy cross the road? To get to the other side!
Why did the skeleton go to the party by himself? Because he had no body to go with him!
Jokes about dieting
A woman is on a diet and she’s feeling really deprived. She’s about to break down and cheat when she sees a commercial for a new diet book. The author of the book says, “You can have your cake and eat it too!” The woman thinks, “That’s exactly what I need!” So she buys the book and starts following the plan.
The first week, she loses five pounds. The second week, she loses three pounds. The third week, she gains two pounds. She’s so discouraged that she’s about to give up when she comes across a passage in the book that says, “Don’t be discouraged if you don’t see results immediately. Just keep following the plan and eventually you will reach your goal weight.”
So she keeps at it and, sure enough, by the end of the month she has lost ten pounds. She’s celebrating her success when she comes across another passage in the book that says, “Don’t be surprised if you gain back some of the weight you lost. Just keep following the plan and eventually you will reach your goal weight.”
Jokes about being on a diet
Q: What’s the difference between a diet book and a horror novel?
A: A diet book has a beginning, a middle, and an end.
Q: Two friends meet on the street. What do they say?
A: “Hi, how are you?” “I’m fine, thanks. How about you?”
Q: Why did the dieter feel hungry all the time?
A: Because she was on a see-food diet!
Jokes about being skinny and wanting to gain weight
Losing weight is no laughing matter. But if you are the one struggling to gain weight, these jokes might just help you see the funny side of things.
Why don’t anorexics eat lunch?
Because they want to be dinner.
What’s the best way to gain weight?
By eating more than you can chew and then swallowing.
What’s the best way to gain weight quickly?
By eating fast food.
How can you gain weight while watching TV?
By eating snacks while you are sitting on the couch.
Jokes about being skinny and not being able to gain weight
Why are skinny people always Laughing?
Because they can feel their ribs!
Why did the skinny guy cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why don’t skinny people eat pickles?
Because they want to be on a diet!
How do you know if a skinny person is happy?
What do you call a skinny guy with a six pack? Anorexic!