Looking for some funny skin jokes? We’ve got you covered! Check out our collection of jokes about all things skin related. From zits to wrinkles, we’ve got something to make you laugh.
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Jokes about skin
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
What do you call a snowman with a cold? A runny nose!
Why did the man cross the road? To get to the other side!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!
Why did the mosquito cross the road? To get to the other side!
Why did the banana cross the road? Because he was sick of being mashed!
Why did the boy cross the road? To get to the other side!
Jokes about wrinkles
There are plenty of jokes about wrinkles out there. Here are a few of our favorites:
-I’m not saying that your wrinkles are bad, but they do make you look like a shar-pei.
-Don’t worry, wrinkles don’t hurt. Unless you’re a grape.
-Don’t worry about getting wrinkles when you old. Just be glad you’re not a prune!
Jokes about skin color
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the snowman cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To suck your blood!
Jokes about blemishes
Q. What’s a zit’s favorite game?
A. Hide and seek!
Q. What does a pimple say when it bursts?
A. Pop goes the weasel!
Q. What’s a zit’s favorite food?
A. Spotted dick!
Jokes about body hair
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the boy cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the hairy man cross the road?
To get to the barber shop!
