Looking for a laugh? Check out our collection of funny single jokes. From the silly to the sarcastic, we’ve got jokes to make you smile.
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Jokes about being single
Being single can be great! You don’t have to worry about anyone else and you can do whatever you want. But sometimes, it can be tough. If you’re feeling a little down about being single, these jokes will definitely make you smile.
Jokes about being single and looking for love
Q: What’s the best way to meet someone new?
A: On a dating app!
Q: Why are dating apps so popular?
A: Because they’re just so darn convenient!
Q: What’s the best way to get over a break-up?
A: By downloading a new dating app!
Q: Why are people single?
A: Because they’re not quite ready to settle down yet!
Jokes about being single and enjoying the single life
Q: What does a single, pregnant woman wear on her date?
A: An “I’m-EH-n pregnant!” shirt.
Q: How do single women pick their baby’s father?
A: On the basis of income and ability to pay child support.
Q: What do you call a single woman with two boyfriends?
A: A soccer mom.
Q. Why are single women more likely to get married than divorced women?
A. Because they are used to being somebody’s girlfriend.
Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A. A widow.
Jokes about being in a relationship
Being single has its perks. You don’t have to answer to anyone, you can do whatever you want, and you don’t have to worry about anyone else. But sometimes, it can be tough being single. These jokes are for all the single people out there who could use a laugh.
Jokes about being in a long-term relationship
Q: How does a man show he’s planning for the future?
A: He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?
A: Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what’s in bed and go to the fridge.
Jokes about being in a new relationship
We all know that new relationships are exciting, but they can also be a little bit nerve-wracking. You might be worried about what your new partner will think of you, or whether you’ll be able to make things work long-term.
Luckily, there’s one surefire way to ease the tension and make your new relationship even more fun: jokes! These funny single jokes will have you both laughing (and maybe even blushing) in no time.
1. Why did the single lady cross the road? To get to the relationship on the other side!
2. How many single people does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just sit in the dark and complain about how dark it is.
3. I’m not single, I’m just romantically challenged.
4. I’ve been single for so long, I actually forgot how to date.
5. Being in a relationship is like being on a diet…you know you shouldn’t but you do it anyway.
Jokes about marriage
If you’re looking for some hilariously funny single jokes to make you smile, then look no further! We’ve compiled a list of jokes about marriage that will have you chuckling in no time.
Jokes about being married
What’s the best way to describe married life?
It’s like a heated game of chess… only the pawns get burned.
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow.
How many married men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One… but why bother?
How often do married people have sex?
As often as they can remember why they’re doing it.
What’s the definition of a widowmaker?
An insurance salesman.
Jokes about being single and getting married
Why is marriage like a hot bath?
Because after you get in, you start to wrinkle.
