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Sick Johnny is at it again! Check out these funny Sick Johnny jokes to make you smile.
The best funny sick Johnny jokes
Q: What did Johnny say when he sneezed?
The funniest sick Johnny jokes
Sick Johnny was lying on his deathbed when he gasped out, “Give me one last request, please.”
“Of course,” his wife said tearfully. “Anything you want.”
“I want to be buried with a fork in my right hand,” he said.
“A fork?” she repeated, confusion etched on her face. “Why a fork?”
“I just wish to remember,” he said feebly, “that even through the darkest times of my life… there was always something to look forward to.”
The most hilarious sick Johnny jokes
Sick Johnny jokes are always a hit, especially when they’re about someone we all know and love. Here are some of the most hilarious sick Johnny jokes to make you smile.
1. Why did Sick Johnny cross the road?
To get to the other side!
2. How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but it takes him a while because he has to check Johnny’s chart first!
3. Why did Sick Johnny go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling a little sick!
The ultimate sick Johnny joke
Why did Johnny go to the doctor?
Because he wasn’t feeling well!