Looking for a good laugh? Check out our collection of funny short people jokes. From classic one-liners to hilarious situations, we’ve got all the laughs you need.
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Short Jokes
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?… It was two tired! Why did the gym close down?… It just didn’t work out!
Funny Short People Jokes
Short people jokes are funny because they are often based on stereotypes. Short people are often seen as being cute or funny, and these jokes play on that image.
Here are some examples of short people jokes:
-What’s the best thing about being short? You can always use a step ladder!
-How do you know if a midget has been using your computer? You find giant footprints in the dust!
-What’s a midget’s favorite drink? A short beer!
-What do you call a group of midgets? A pocket full of change!
-Why did the midget cross the road? To get to the other side!
Silly Short People Jokes
Why did the short person cross the road?
To get to the other side!
What do you call a short person in a tree?
A bird!
What do you call a short person in a boat?
A rowboat!
Hilarious Short People Jokes
Q: What’s the best way to describe it when a midget blows his nose?
A: The ultimate high 5!
Q: Why are there gates around cemeteries?
A: Because people are just dying to get in!
Q. How does a rabbi make coffee?
A. Hebrews it!
Q. How do you throw a space party?
A. You planet!
even Shorter Jokes
Why don’t short people go to the movies? The popcorn is too far away.
Funny even Shorter People Jokes
Q. How does a rabbi make coffee?
A. Hebrews it!
Q. How do you throw a space party?
A. You planet!
Q: Want to hear a construction joke?
A: Oh never mind, I’m still working on that one.
Q. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
A. Because they make up everything!
Q. Why did the gym close down?
A. It just didn’t work out!
Silly even Shorter People Jokes
Why did the short person cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why are short people always so angry?
Because they know they can’t reach anything on the top shelf!
What do you call a short person in a tree?
A birdhouse.
Hilarious even Shorter People Jokes
These even shorter people jokes are perfect for when you need a laugh but don’t have time for a long joke. They may be short, but they’re sure to get you laughing out loud.
How do you catch a dwarf?
Tie him to a post!
What’s the best way to describe a midget?
small and round, like a penny!
What do you call a group of dwarves?
A pixie!
