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Jokes
Are you looking for some laughs? Check out these funny shark jokes!
Short jokes
What do you call a shark that likes to play tricks?
A practical jokerfish!
Why did the shark cross the road?
To get to the other tide!
Why don’t sharks like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
How do you throw a shark off balance?
Take away its fins!
Medium jokes
What do you call a shark that bankrupts a casino?A card shark!
Why don’t sharks like eating attorneys?Because they’re too bonefish!
How does a hammerhead shark say “I love you”?With all my heart!
Long jokes
Why did the shark cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide!
How does a shark get on the internet?
It goes online!
What do you call a shark that can build things?
A hammerhead shark!
Puns
Sharks are one of the most feared creatures in the ocean. But they’re also one of the most fascinating! Did you know that there are more than 500 species of sharks? And that they’ve been around for more than 450 million years?
Short puns
What do you call a shark that can break through anything? A jawsome shark!
Medium puns
What do you call a shark that ate a dictionary? A lingua-tide!
Why did the shark cross the road? To get to the other tide!
How does a shark get dressed in the morning? With a bite of the wardrobe!
Why did the shark go to church? Because he was fond of pew-finning!
Long puns
-Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other tide!
-Why did the dolphin cross the road? Because it was bored of swimming in circles!
-Why did the shark cross the road? To get to the other bite!
Riddles
Q: What kind of shark is always satisfied?
Short riddles
What ocean is at the centre of the Earth?
The Pacific Ocean.
Medium riddles
Can you think of a word that becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
The answer is “short”!
Long riddles
1.What has a heart that doesn’t beat, a mouth that doesn’t speak, and a head that doesn’t think?
2.I have a head and a tail but no body. What am I?
3.What goes up but never comes down?
4.What has one bee at one end and five bees at the other?
5.You see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk, but when you look again you don’t see a single person on the boat. Why?
6.What has a mouth but cannot speak?
7.I’m not alive, but I grow; I don’t have lungs, but I need air; I don’t have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I?
8.What can travel around the world while staying in one spot?
9.I have two arms but no hands, two legs but no feet, and a head with no body—what am I?
10.A man has a bee in his hand—what’s in his eye?
