Funny Jokes for When You’re Feeling Sexually Frustrated is a collection of the funniest, most relatable jokes for when you’re feeling sexually frustrated. If you’re looking for a laugh, this is the blog for you.
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Jokes about sex
Q. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
A. They don’t have time.
Q. What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used rubbers?
A. One’s a Goodyear and the other’s a great year.
Q. What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A. Lickalotapus
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A: A mosquito stops sucking when you bang it
Jokes about being single
Why are single people always at the bottom of the totem pole?
Because they’re the only ones who know how to pole dance!
Jokes about relationships
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the banana cross the road?
Because he was sick of being mashed!
Why did the boy cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Jokes about breakups
-Why did the chicken break up with the fox?
Because he was always talking about how good he was in bed.
-Why did the relationship between the banana and the grape end?
Because the banana couldn’t get over the fact that the grape was sleeping with other fruits.
-Why did the duck break up with the goose?
Because she was always honking his horn.