Here are some of the funniest sexual Thanksgiving jokes you’ve been missing out on. From dirty jokes to innuendos, these will have you laughing all night long.
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The History of Funny Sexual Thanksgiving Jokes
Funny sexual Thanksgiving jokes have been around for centuries. In fact, the first recorded Thanksgiving joke was made by none other than Benjamin Franklin. According to legend, during a break from negotiations over the Declaration of Independence, Franklin quipped, “And now I suppose we’ll have to eat that turkey before it has a chance to mate.”
Since then, funny sexual Thanksgiving jokes have become an integral part of American culture. Every year, Americans gather around their Thanksgiving tables and share their favourite dirty jokes. And while some of these jokes are definitely not appropriate for polite company, that’s part of their charm.
So if you’re looking for a few dirty laughs this Thanksgiving, here are some of the best Funny Sexual Thanksgiving Jokes you’ve been missing out on.
The Best Funny Sexual Thanksgiving Jokes
Joke #1
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To get to the other side… and get away from the horny farmer’s wife!
Joke #2
Two turkeys were lying in the grass, chatting. One said to the other, “You sure are lucky that you don’t have to put up with all that crap about being ‘eager to mate’ at this time of year.” The other replied, “Yeah, I’m really thankful for that.”
Joke #3
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To get to the other side… of the bed!
How to Use Funny Sexual Thanksgiving Jokes
In the Bedroom
Whether you’re looking to add a little extra spice to your bedroom this Thanksgiving or just want to make your partner laugh, these funny sexual Thanksgiving jokes are sure to do the trick.
Q: What’s the best way tostuff a turkey?
A: With your fingers!
Q: Why did the turkey go to the doctor?
A: To get de-boned!
Q: What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
A: Wow, this is hot!
At the Dinner Table
Sexual Thanksgiving jokes can be used to lighten the mood at the dinner table, or even to get a few laughs while you’re cooking. Here are some of the best funny sexual Thanksgiving jokes you’ve been missing out on.
“Why did the turkey cross the road? To get to the other side…of the plate!”
“What’s the best way to stuff a turkey? With your fingers!”
“What do you call a turkey with a large breast? A meatloaf!”
“Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side…of the table!”
“What do you call a turkey that doesn’t mind being eaten? A altruistic bird!”
“How do you make a turkey float? With root beer and cranberries!”
While Shopping
While you’re out shopping for Thanksgiving dinner, take a moment to lighten the mood with some funny sexual innuendos. Here are a few examples:
-Q: What’s the best way to stuff a turkey?
-A: With your fingers!
-Q: What’s the difference between a turkey and an erection?
-A: One’s stuffing contains sage and thyme, and the other is flavorless and proceeds anything.
-Q: Why did the pilgrims cross the Atlantic?
-A: To get to America… and have sex with natives!
Conclusion
And there you have it, folks! A list of the funniest sexual Thanksgiving jokes you’ve been missing out on. Be sure to share this with your friends and family this holiday season, and make sure to have a laugh (or two… or three…) while you’re at it. Happy Thanksgiving!
