These 10 funny secretary jokes are sure to make your day. Whether you’re the boss or the employee, you’ll appreciate these office-themed jokes.
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Joke #1
Why did the secretary go to the beach?
To answer the phone!
Joke #2
Why did the secretary go to the eye doctor?
Because she was typing too much!
Joke #3
3. A woman goes into a store and sees a man with a huge head.
“Excuse me, sir,” she says. “I’ve never seen someone with a head that big. What did you do?”
“I’m a secretary,” he says. “I answer phones and type.”
Joke #4
Why did the secretary answer the phone “I can’t talk now, I’m filing”?
Because she was using the wrong end of the stapler!
Joke #5
Why did the secretary go to the beach?
To get away from the29.99 WordPerfect Office 2000 upgrade.
Joke #6
Q: What’s the difference between a legal secretary and a vampire?
A: A vampire only sucks at night.
Joke #7
Q: What do you call a blonde secretary who’s dumber than a Post-It ?
A: A Temporary Secretary!
Joke #8
How many secretaries does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just one – she holds the bulb while the world revolves around her.
Joke #9
Q: Why did the office manager get upset when he found out that one of the secretaries was very pregnant?
A: He thought she was going to milk it for all it was worth!
Joke #10
What’s the difference between a secretary and a computer?
A secretary wears perfume.
