Funny Scooter Jokes to Make Your Day

Laugh out loud at these funny scooter jokes. They are sure to make your day.

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Joke #1

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

Why did the duck cross the road?

To get to the other side!

Why did the mosquito cross the road?

To get to the other side!

Why did the banana cross the road?

Because he was sick of being mashed!

Joke #2

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.

Joke #3

Q. What do you call a scooter that’s broken down?
A. A scooter that’s broke down!

Joke #4

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

Joke #5

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

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