Laugh out loud with these funny Scooby Doo jokes. They’re perfect for kids and adults who love the classic cartoon.
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Jokes
If you’re looking for some laughs, check out our list of funny Scooby Doo jokes. These jokes are perfect for kids and adults alike. Whether you’re a fan of the original series or the newer movies, these jokes will have you laughing out loud.
Short jokes
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was…two tired!
What kind of key opens a banana? A monkey!
Why did Scooby Doo cross the road? To get to the other snack!
Why did the chicken go to the seance? To get to the other side!
Why don’t ghosts like parties? Because they have no body to dance with!
Long jokes
Q: What did Shaggy say when he saw the ape in the tree?
A: “Zoinks, Scoob! A monkey!”
Q: What did Scooby say to Velma when she kissed him on the cheek?
A: “Scooby snacks!”
Puns
Scooby Doo is always getting himself into trouble. But, no matter how many times he gets himself into a sticky situation, he always manages to get himself out of it. Thanks to his friends, Scooby Doo is always able to solve the mystery. This section will contain funny jokes about Scooby Doo and his friends.
Short puns
Are you looking for some short puns? We’ve got you covered! These puns are perfect for a quick laugh.
-What do you call a dog with no legs? A tripod!
-What do you call a dog with no tail? A cur!
-What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye-deer!
-What do you call a deer with no legs? A caribou!
-What do you call a sheep with no head? A ewe!
Long puns
What do you call a Mexican UFO? A Taco Bell!
What does a piranha say when it bites someone? Jaws!
Why did Batman cross the road? To get to the other side!
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
Why did they ring the bell before lunch at the school for blind kids? So they could know when to stop talking!
Riddles
Why did Scooby Doo cross the road? To get to the other slime! If you laughed at that joke, then you will love these next Scooby Doo jokes.
Short riddles
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side!
Q: Why did the Telemarketer cross the road?
A: To try and sell something to the other side.
Q: How do you catch a cheetah?
A: You tie him to a post!
Long riddles
WhatWord am I?
I am a five letter word.
I am pronounced as one letter,
But I am written with three.
I am riddles, proverbs, and rhymes.
I can be found in the heart of man.
WhatWordam I?
Iam a five letter word.
Iam pronounced as one letter,
But I am written with three.
I amriddles, proverbs, and rhymes.
I can be found in the heart of man.
