Looking for some laughs this Valentine’s Day? Check out our collection of funny science valentines jokes! From puns about Chemistry to play on words about physics, we’ve got something for everyone.
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Introduction
Here are some Valentines Day jokes that will make your special someone laugh. All you need is a sense of humor and a love for science!
1. I love you with all my heart… and soul… and liver.
2. I asked God for a flower, he gave me a garden. I asked for a tree, he gave me a forest. I asked for a river, he gave me an ocean. I asked for true love, and he gave me you!
3. You are the 1 in 10 million that I want to spend the rest of my 10 million with!
4. You’re the apple of my eye… or maybe you’re just the cornea.
5. You’re so hot, my carbon dating can’t keep up!
6a) Without you I would cease to exist… or at least function properly.
6b) Without you I wouldn’t be able torock this funny science valentines joke!
Funny Science Valentines Jokes
Valentine’s Day is a day to celebrate love and affection. What better way to show your affection than with a funny science valentine’s joke? Jokes about science can be a great way to show your Valentine that you care about them and their interests.
Jokes about atoms
Q: Why did the carbon atom love the sodium atom?
A: Because they bonded well together!
Q: How did the atom feel when it lost its electron?
A: It wasshell shocked.
Q: Why was the cation mad at the anion?
A: Because he was fed up with all of her charged comments!
Jokes about beakers
-Why did the beaker cross the road?
To get to the other Erlenmeyer!
-Why did the chemist break up with his girlfriend?
Because she took him for granted!
-What do you call a love potion made by a chemist?
A Valentines Chesmical!
Jokes about Bunsen burners
-How do you make a Bunsen burner feel special?
-Tell it it’s a hot date!
-Why did the student put a hole in their Bunsen burner?
-To let the gas out!
Jokes about chemical reactions
-You must be Sodium Fine
-I’d never let Ferrous oxide in my relationship
-Our love is like Carbon dioxide…it’s colorless, shapeless, and makes up 80% of the air we breathe
-I can’t live without you…I’d be a Hydrogen gas without you
Conclusion
We hope you enjoyed our funny science Valentines jokes. If you have any other favorite science Valentines jokes, be sure to share them with us in the comments section below. And, if you’re looking for more Valentine’s Day fun, check out our Funny Science Valentines Cards or our list of Funny Science Gifts.
