Funny and Scary Jokes to Make You Laugh

A collection of the funniest and scariest jokes to make you laugh out loud.

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Are you looking for some funny and scary jokes to make you laugh? Then look no further! Here are some of the best jokes around that are sure to get you laughing.

1. What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A hobbledehoy!
2. What do you call a vampire who doesn’t like garlic? A non-vamp!
3. How do you catch a Yeti? Tie him to a post!
4. What’s a zombie’s favorite food? Brainnnnsssss!
5. Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the other side!
6. How does a witch make her coffee? With eye of newt and toe of frog!

Funny Jokes

Jokes are a great way to make people laugh. But, what if the jokes are so funny that they make you laugh too hard and you end up wetting your pants? That would be pretty embarrassing, right? Well, that’s what happened to me when I heard these funny jokes.

Jokes about Animals

There once was a camel who complained that his hump was too big. So the next day, he took a knife and cut it off. But the hump grew back, and it was even bigger than before!

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!

Jokes about Food

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!

What did the grape say when it was stepped on? Nothing, but it let out a little wine.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was…two tired!

What kind of cheese is made backwards? Edam!

Jokes about School

-Why did the teacher cross the road?
-To get to the other side!

-Why did the chicken go to school?
-To get a better education!

-How many students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
-Just one, but it takes the whole class to get an A in the class!

Scary Jokes

Jokes can be a great way to relieve stress, but some jokes can be so funny that they make you laugh until you cry. Other jokes can be so scary that they make your hair stand on end. But what makes a joke funny or scary?

Jokes about Ghosts

What’s a ghost’s favorite fruit?


Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because they are easy to see through!

Why don’t ghosts like parties?

Because they have no body to dance with!

Jokes about Monsters

Do you want to hear a monster joke? Okay, here goes…

Why did the cyclops go to the eye doctor?

Because he had a problem with his vision!

Did you hear about the vampire who went on a diet?

He gave up blood pudding and switched to bagels!

What do you call a one-eyed monster?

A cyclops!

Jokes about Witches

Why did the witch cross the road?

To get to her broom!

Why did the witch go to the doctor?

Because she wasnt feeling herself!

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sand-witch!


We hope you enjoyed our funny and scary jokes! If you have any jokes that you would like to share, please leave a comment below. Remember, laughter is the best medicine, so make sure to laugh every day!

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