A compilation of the funniest jokes from El Salvador. If you want a good laugh, this is the blog for you!
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Table of Contents
Jokes about Food
One day a Mexican, a Salvadorian, and a Guatemalan were walking on the beach. The Mexican said, “I wish I had some food.” The Salvadorian said, “I wish I had some water.” The Guatemalan said, “I wish I had both.”
Jokes about Pupusas
Pupusas are a national dish of El Salvador, and they’re absolutely delicious. They’re also the perfect fodder for jokes, as these funny jokes about pupusas prove.
What do you call a pupusa with a lot of filling?
A puposa!
What do you call a pupusa with no filling?
A vagoneta!
Why did the pupusa cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Jokes about Empanadas
Why did the empanada cross the road?
To get to the other side!
What do you call an empanada with a college degree?
An empanal-educated!
How do you make an empanada?
You put it in a pan and bake it!
Jokes about Yuca
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the yuca plantation!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side of the yuca field!
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the yuca bar!
Jokes about Politicians
Jokes about Nayib Bukele
Why did Nayib Bukele cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Jokes about Hugo Chávez
-Why did Hugo Chávez cross the road?
-To get to the other side!
-Why did Hugo Chávez go to the dentist?
-To get his teeth fixed!
-What’s Hugo Chávez’s favorite food?
-Beans!
Jokes about Mauricio Funes
How do you know Mauricio Funes is lying?
His lips are moving.
Jokes about Soccer
Jokes about the Salvadoran National Team
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of the field!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side of the field!
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side of the field!
Why did the banana cross the road?
Because he was sick of being mashed!
Why did the boy cross the road?
To get to the other side of the street!
Jokes about El Tri
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of the field!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side of the field!
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other team’s goal!
Jokes about La Liga
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of the field!
Why did the soccer player cross the road?
To get to the other side of the field!
Why did Ronaldo cross the road?
Because he’s Cristiano Ronaldo and he can do whatever he wants!
