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Jokes about Sally’s physical appearance
Sally: I’m so fat, my husband left me for the house next door.
Sally: I’m so skinny, I need a belt to hold my pants up.
Sally: I’m so short, I need a step ladder to get into my car.
Sally: I’m so tall, my head hits the ceiling when I take a shower.
Jokes about Sally’s personality
Sally is always the life of the party. She’s always joking around and making people laugh. Here are some jokes about her personality:
-Why did Sally cross the road? To get to the other party!
-Why did Sally put a clock in her oven? Because she wanted to have time to spare!
-Why did Sally stay up all night? To see the sunrise!
-Why did Sally take a taxi to work? Because she didn’t want to take the bus!
Jokes about Sally’s intelligence
Sally is so smart, she took a bath with a book and came out clean!
Sally is so smart, she can speak French… in English!
Sally is so smart, she invented a new way to spell “stupid”!
Why did Sally cross the road? To get to the other side – of the dumb jokes!
Jokes about Sally’s hobbies
Why did Sally cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did Sally go out with a prune?
Because she couldn’t find a date!
Why did Sally stay up all night?
To finish her jigsaw puzzle!
Jokes about Sally’s family
Sally’s family is very funny! Here are some jokes about them:
-Why did Sally’s mother go to the grocery store?
To get some food for her family!
-Why did Sally’s father go to the hardware store?
To get some tools for his work!
-Why did Sally’s sister go to the library?
To get some books for her school project!
