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Table of Contents
Introduction
Why did the chicken cross the road?To get to the other side!
Why did the duck cross the road?To get to the other side!
Why did the mosquito cross the road?To get to the other side!
Why did the banana cross the road?Because he was sick of being mashed!
Why did the boy cross the road?To get to the other side!
The Best Rum Jokes
A pirate walks into a bar…
A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, I’ve got a joke for you. How do you catch a monkey?”
The pirate looks at him and says, “I don’t know. How do you catch a monkey?”
The bartender says, “You tie him to a post and offer him a banana. When he reaches for the banana, you shoot him.”
The pirate laughs and says, “That’s a good one! I’ll have to remember that one.”
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
R is for rum, of course! Arrrrr!!!!
Do you want to hear a pirate joke?
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
R is for rum, of course! Arrrrr!!!!
How do you catch a pirate?
How do you catch a pirate?
With a cannon!
Conclusion
We hope you enjoyed our collection of rum jokes! If you want to share any of your own, or if you have any questions or feedback, please don’t hesitate to contact us. In the meantime, cheers!
