Funny Royal Wedding Jokes to Make Your Day

Looking for some laughs on this momentous day? We’ve got you covered with the best Royal Wedding jokes around!

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Jokes about the Royal Wedding

Jokes about the dress

Why did the wedding dress cross the road?

To get to the other castle!

Why did the queen wear a crown?

Because she was the queen!

What’s a bride’s favorite color?

Diamond white!

Why did the bride wear a veil?

To keep her wedding dress clean!

Jokes about the ceremony

What do you call a fly on the wall at the royal wedding?
A security risk.

What do you call a dog at the royal wedding?
The best man.

Why was Meghan Markle’s wedding dress falling down?
Because it was meant for a princess, not a duchess.

Jokes about the reception

1.Why did Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have their wedding reception at Buckingham Palace?
Because that’s where the queen keeps all the good china.

2. How did Prince Harry and Meghan Markle end up with such a long guest list for their wedding?
They invited everyone in Britain except Theresa May.

3. What does Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s marriage have in common with Brexit?
They both involve leaving one family for another.

4. How many guests were invited to Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s wedding?
Roughly 600,000,000 more than were invited to Donald Trump’s inauguration.

5. Why are people surprised that Prince Harry and Meghan Markle chose to have their reception at Buckingham Palace?
I mean, it is the most popular venue in London.

Jokes about the Royal Family

Jokes about the Queen

What do you call the Queen when she’s not around? Absent!

Why is the Queen so environmentally friendly?

She recycles her corgis!

What does the Queen put in her tea?

Royal Jelly!

Why did the Queen go to the dentist?

To get her crown royal-ty!

Jokes about Prince Charles

Q: What do you call a man with no money, no job and no prospects?
A: Prince Charles!

Q: What’s the difference between Prince Charles and a teabag?
A: The teabag stays in the cup longer!

Q: Why is Prince Charles always so miserable?
A: Because he knows he’ll never be King!

Jokes about Prince William

Why did Prince William cross the road?
To get to the other Kate!

Why is Prince William never hungry?
Because he has his Kate Middleton!

What do you call a group of unicorns?
A princely herd!

What’s the best way to cure hiccups?
Have Prince William read you a bedtime story!

Jokes about Meghan Markle

Meghan Markle is set to marry Prince Harry in just a few short weeks and the world is abuzz with excitement. While some people are taking the occasion very seriously, others are looking for ways to add a bit of levity to the event. If you’re in the latter camp, here are some funny Royal Wedding jokes to make your day.

Jokes about her background

Meghan Markle was born and raised in Los Angeles, California, which might explain her affinity for yoga, her love of avocado toast, and her aversion to wearing heels. (We kid, we kid… kind of.)

Before she met Prince Harry and became the Duchess of Sussex, Meghan was best known for her role on the USA Network legal drama Suits. She also ran a lifestyle website called The Tig and wrote a cookbook with recipes from all over the world.

And in case you were wondering, yes, she is a feminist — she once gave a speech at the United Nations headquarters in which she said, “Women need to know their value. They need to feel empowered.”

Jokes about her style

What do you call Meghan Markle’s style? Royal Flush!

Why can’t Meghan Markle wear a tiara? Because she’s not a princess yet!

Why is everyone so jealous of Meghan Markle? Because she’s about to become a Duchess!

Jokes about her family

Why did Meghan’s sister start a fight with her?

Because she called her dad “Paparazzi”!

Why did Meghan’s brother start a fight with her?

Because she called her mom “The Queen”!

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