Funny Roy Moore Jokes to Get You Through the Day

If you’re looking for a good laugh, check out our collection of Funny Roy Moore Jokes. We’ve got everything from one-liners to knock-knock jokes.

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I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking, “What could possibly be funny about Roy Moore?” And to that I say, you’re right. Nothing is funny about Roy Moore. But that doesn’t mean we can’t laugh in the face of hardship. Here are some funny Roy Moore jokes to get you through the day.

Joke #1

What’s the difference between Roy Moore and a pedophile?

A pedophile has never been elected to public office.

Joke #2

Why did Roy Moore get thrown out of the mall?

Because he kept hitting on teenage girls!

Joke #3

Why did Roy Moore cross the road?

To get to the other side!

More Jokes

You know the old saying, laughter is the best medicine. Well, that’s especially true when it comes to dealing with the news lately. If you’ve been feeling extra stressed out, we’ve got just the thing to help lighten the mood: some hilarious jokes about Roy Moore.

Joke #4

Why did Roy Moore get banned from the playground?

Because he kept trying to pick up the little kids!

Joke #5

Why did Roy Moore get kicked out of the menswear store?

Because he tried to pick up a 12 year old boy!

Joke #6

What’s Roy Moore’s favorite book?
The one with the young girls in it!

Even More Jokes

Joke #7

Why did Roy Moore cross the road?

To get to the other side of sexual assault allegations!

Joke #8

Why doesn’t Roy Moore want to be in the new Star Wars movie?
Because he’s afraid of being typecast as a pedophile!

Joke #9

Q: How does Roy Moore pick his nose?

A: With a bent finger!

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