Looking for some funny rowing jokes to make you laugh? Then check out our collection of the best rowing jokes around!
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Table of Contents
Jokes about Rowing
Why did the rower cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the chicken row across the river?
To get to the other side!
Why don’t ducks like rowing?
Because they’re scared of getting wet!
Why are boats like diapers?
Because they’re full of crap!
Jokes about Rowers
Q: What’s the difference between a rower and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Jokes about Rowing Equipment
Q: Why did the sculler get lost in the forest?
A: He was rowing in circles!
Q: Why was the coxswain arrested?
A: He was rowing under the influence!
Q: How does a coxswain change a light bulb?
A: He doesn’t, he yells at it until it changes itself!
Jokes about Rowing Technique
-Why did the rower switch from sculling to sweep rowing?
-So he could row with both hands!
-Why did the novice rower tip his boat?
-Because he couldn’t see over the stern!
-How does a coxswain keep rowers in time?
-By hollering “Timber!” every time a oar goes out of sync!
Jokes about Rowing Races
Why was the rowing coach mad at the rower?
Because he was rowing too slowly!
