Looking for some funny roses jokes for Valentine’s Day? Check out our collection of hilarious jokes that are sure to get you laughing.
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Introduction
Roses are the perfect way to show your loved ones how much you care on Valentine’s Day. But why stop there? Why not add a little humor to your bouquet with one of these funny roses jokes?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I hope this Valentine’s Day,
You’ll be my boo!
Roses are red, violets are blue
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you! But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl’s empty and so is your head.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you
Why did the boy give his girlfriend a bunch of roses?
Because she loves floral arrangements!
What did the boy say to his girlfriend when he gave her a rose?
“I love you, rosemary!”
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m feeling lonely, and I’m missing you
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m feeling lonely, and I’m missing you.
Why did the rose cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the rose break up with the daisy?
Because they were on different stems!
What did the valentine’s day card say to the envelope?
I love you from my head Tomatoes!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I can’t stop thinking about you
Why did the rose break up with the vase?
Because he was too clingy!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m sorry for what I said, I was just mad
-Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m sorry for what I said, I was just mad.
-Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you!
-Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a crush on you!
-Roses are red, violets are blue, I’ll never forget the day we met.
-Roses are red, violets are blue, you’re the one that I want to be with!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m sorry for what I did, I was just mad
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m sorry for what I did, I was just mad. I’ll try to make it up to you, I’ll buy you a rose, and say “I’m sorry” in a card.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m sorry for what I said, I was just kidding
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m sorry for what I said, I was just kidding.
Why did the boy give his girlfriend a black rose?
Because she was acting thorny!
Why did the girl give her boyfriend a white rose?
Because he needed to show her how much he loved her!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m sorry for what I did, I was just kidding
Why did the rose give up its color?
Because it was sick of being thorny!
Conclusion
if you want to make your loved one laugh on Valentine’s Day, then why not send them a funny roses joke? Here are some of our favorites:
-Why did the rosebush have to go to the doctor?
Because it was having prickly heat!
-Why did the rose cross the road?
Because it saw a bouquet of flowers on the other side!
-Why did the rose feel ashamed?
Because it got caught stealing petals from other flowers!
