From social distancing to homeschooling, we could all use a laugh. Here are some of the best funny Rona jokes to get you through the pandemic.
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Jokes about toilet paper
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a tree!
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
Because it wanted to get to the bottom!
How do you fix a broken toilet paper roll?
With a tape!
Why did the toilet paper go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling ripped!
Jokes about hand sanitizer
Why did the germ cross the road?
To get to the other hand sanitizer!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the hand sanitizer!
What do you call a germaphobe with a cold?
A quarantiner!
Jokes about Zoom
We all know Zoom is essential for work and school right now, but that doesn’t mean we can’t have a little fun with it. Here are some of the best Zoom jokes to help you get through the day.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of the Zoom call!
Why did the coffee spilled on the laptop?
Because it was Zoomed!
Why did the student keep getting kicked off of Zoom?
Because he was being disruptive!
Jokes about social distancing
Q: What’s the best way to social distance from someone you don’t like?
A: Get lost in a crowd.
Q: Why are people in California social distancing?
A: Because they’re afraid of getting close to other people.
Q: Why are people in New York social distancing?
A: Because they don’t want to get sick.
Jokes about homeschooling
Homeschooling is a lot like herding cats. It’s chaotic, unpredictable, and you’re never quite sure what’s going to happen next. But at the end of the day, you can’t help but admire the creatures you’ve managed to keep together.
Jokes about wearing masks
Why did the chicken wear a mask?
To stay safe from the Rona!
Why did the duck wear a mask?
To stay safe from the Rona!
Why did the mosquito wear a mask?
To stay safe from the Rona!
