Looking for a good laugh? Check out our collection of funny Roe v. Wade jokes. We’ve got jokes about the Supreme Court, abortion, and more.
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Jokes about Roe v. Wade
Hilarious jokes about Roe v. Wade that will make you laugh out loud. If you are looking for something to make you laugh, then these jokes are for you.
Jokes about the name “Roe”
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did Roe v. Wade cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other site of the pond!
Why did Roe v. Wade cross the road?
To get to abortion services!
Jokes about the case itself
What do you call a woman who has an abortion? A murderers.
What do you call a woman who doesn’t have an abortion? A mother.
What’s the difference between Roe V Wade and a safe? About 3 feet and a goalpost.
Why is Roe V Wade like the Titanic? Because it was sunk by an iceberg.
Jokes about the decision
What do you call a group of Roe v. Wade supporters?
A bunch of pro-choicers!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of Roe v. Wade!
What do you call a Roe v. Wade supporter with a sense of humor?
A riot!
Jokes about abortion
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! Why did the abortion clinic cross the road? To get to the other side!
Jokes about pro-choice vs. pro-life
Why are pro-life activists always so mad?
Because they can’t seem to take a joke!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of the abortion debate!
Why did the pro-choice activist cross the road?
To get to the clinic!
Why did the pro-life activist cross the road?
To protest the clinic!
Jokes about Planned Parenthood
Planned Parenthood is often the target of abortion jokes, since it is one of the largest providers of abortion services in the United States. Here are some of the best jokes about Planned Parenthood:
-Why did God create Planned Parenthood? So that men could have something to blame when they get their girlfriend pregnant!
-What’s the difference between Planned Parenthood and a pizza place? At least when you order a pizza, you get to choose what topping you want!
-How do you prevent a Planned Parenthood clinic from opening in your neighborhood? By burning it down!
Jokes about abortion procedures
How do you force an abortion?
You tie a string around the pregnant woman’s neck and pull.
Jokes about women’s rights
In honor of Roe v. Wade, the Supreme Court decision that legalized abortion, we’ve collected some of the funniest jokes about women’s rights. From pro-choice to pro-life, these jokes are sure to make you laugh.
Jokes about feminism
“I’m not a feminist, but…”
“I’m not a feminist, but I believe in women’s rights.”
“I’m not a feminist, but I think women should be treated equally.”
“I’m not a feminist, but I don’t think there should be a gender pay gap.”
“I’m not a feminist, but I think women should be able to wear whatever they want.”
“I’m not a feminist, but I think women should be able to have control over their own bodies.”
Jokes about women’s bodies
What do you call a woman with two brains? Twice as likely to be conservative!
Why are women’s breasts like oblong spoony fruits? Because they’re fun to squeeze and make noise!
Why does a man have a penis? So he can piss standing up and make women feel inferior!
What’s the difference between light cream and heavy cream? I don’t know, but I heard that one is whipping something while the other is just making it harder for women to get ahead.
Jokes about women’s choice
Q: What do you call a group of women who want to take away your choice?
A: Congress.
Q: How many second wave feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: That’s not funny!
Q: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is all the time?
A: A widow.
