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Jokes about Rodeo Clowns
What do you call a rodeo clown with a six-pack? An abdominal cowboy!
What do you call a rodeo clown who’s well-rounded? A rounder-belly cowboy!
Why did the rodeo clown cross the road? To get to the other side of the arena!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the stampede!
What’s a rodeo clown’s favorite type of cheese? Bouncing Bull !
How does a rodeo clown stay in shape? By exercising his sense of humor!
Jokes about Bull Riders
What do you call a bull rider who can stay on for eight seconds?
What do you call a bull rider who gets bucked off in the first five seconds?
Why did the bull rider wear a helmet?
Because he didn’t want to get horned!
Why did the bull rider put Vaseline on his cowboy hat?
Because he wanted a shiny rodeo!
Jokes about Calf Roping
Why did the calf cross the road?
To get to the other side of the rodeo arena!
Why did the cowboy buy a dalmatian?
Because he wanted a spotted calf!
Jokes about Barrel Racing
What’s the difference between a barrel racer and a bull?
A barrel racer knows when to stop.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of the arena.
Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?
Because he wanted a short little dog that he could ride.
How do you catch a brahma bull?
tie him up and wait for him to get tired.
Jokes about Bronc Riding
-Why did the bronc rider wear a cowboy hat?
-To keep the sun off his face!
-Why was the bronc rider afraid of the dark?
-Because he might get bucked off!
-Why did the bronc rider cross the road?
-To get to the other side!