We all know Rod Stewart is a bit of a character. But did you know he’s also got a great sense of humor? Check out some of our favorite funny Rod Stewart jokes!
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Introduction
Funny Rod Stewart jokes are circulating on the internet and they are pretty hilarious. The legendary singer has been known for his eccentric hairstyle and fashion sense, and it seems that he may have inspired the Queen of England to change her own look.
Rod Stewart is no stranger to controversy, but he seems to be getting a lot of love lately for his sense of humor. The singer recently posted a joke on social media about how he and Queen Elizabeth have the same hairstyle, and people are loving it.
It’s not clear if Rod Stewart was joking or being serious, but either way, it’s a pretty funny joke. And it’s one that will probably make you laugh out loud.
Joke #1
Why does Rod Stewart use Brylcreem? Because a little dab’ll do ya!
What’s Rod Stewart’s favorite fruit? Plums, because they’re easy to eat without getting your hands dirty.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bathtub? Rod Stewart.
Joke #2
“Why did Rod Stewart cross the road?
To get to the other side!”
Joke #3
Why does Rod Stewart only take a byte out of an apple?
Because he can’t make an Wi-Fi connection!
Joke #4
“I’m not saying that Rod Stewart and Queen Elizabeth have the same hairstyle, but if you put a wig on a wig, you’d have a wig of a wig.”
Joke #5
How does Rod Stewart like his steak?
Burned to a crisp on the outside and raw in the middle.
Joke #6
Q: What’s the difference between Rod Stewart and the Queen of England?
A: One is a wrinkled old prune with a bad perm and the other is a fruit.
Joke #7
Why does Rod Stewart have the same hairstyle as Queen Elizabeth?
Because they both have a perm!
Joke #8
Why does Rod Stewart have a funny looking hairstyle?
Because he and Queen Elizabeth have the same hairstylist!
Joke #9
What’s the difference between Rod Stewart and Queen Elizabeth?
-One is an over-the-hill rock star with a bad toupee. The other is the queen of England.
Joke #10
Why does Rod Stewart have the same hairstyle as Queen Elizabeth?
Because they both use sovereigns to keep their hair in place!
Conclusion
We hope you’ve enjoyed our selection of funny Rod Stewart jokes. If you have any other favorite jokes about the singer, please share them with us in the comments below. And if you’re looking for more laughs, check out our other collections of hilarious jokes, including our lists of funniest Chris Rock jokes and best Jerry Seinfeld jokes.
