Looking for a good laugh? Check out our collection of funny rock and roll jokes. From classic one-liners to puns and beyond, we’ve got plenty of jokes to keep you entertained.
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Jokes about Rock and Roll
Rolling Stones magazine once asked its readers to send in their favorite rock and roll jokes. They received over 1,000 entries! Here are some of the best.
Jokes about Elvis
Q: Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
A: Because they make up everything
Q:Did you hear about that new restauraunt called Karma?
A: There’s no menu, you get what you deserve.
Q:Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
A: He drank his coffee before it was cool.
Jokes about the Beatles
Why did Ringo stare at his omelette for 20 minutes before eating it?
Because the menu said, “Starrvation omelette – $5.95!”
Why doesn’t George Harrison ever get colds?
Because he’s got a little help from his friends!
Why was Paul McCartney crossing the street?
To get to the “Walking Dead” side!
What do you call a drummer with half a brain?
Gifted!
Jokes about Mick Jagger
Q: What’s the last thing you expect to see Mick Jagger doing?
A: Collecting social security.
Q: How does Mick Jagger keep his lips in such good shape?
A: By licking his groupies!!
Jokes about Classic Rock
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! This is one of the most popular jokes of all time, and it can be applied to pretty much anything. Even classic rock! If you’re a fan of rock and roll, then you’re sure to appreciate these classic rock jokes.
Jokes about Led Zeppelin
Why did Jimmy Page cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why was Jimmy Page worried about his guitar?
Because it had a split personality!
Why is Led Zeppelin so popular?
Because they’re such a Led Zeppelin!
Jokes about Jimi Hendrix
Q: What’s the difference between Jimi Hendrix and Stevie Ray Vaughan?
A: about 10 years
Q: Why did Jimi Hendrix cross the road?
A: To get to the other gig!
Q: How many Jimi Hendrixes does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One – he holds it in and blows your mind!
Jokes about the Rolling Stones
What do you get when you cross a Rolling Stone with a duck?
Quack!
Jokes about Heavy Metal
If you’re a fan of rock and roll music, then you’re sure to get a kick out of these jokes. They’re about some of the most famous heavy metal bands and singers out there. So, whether you’re a fan of Metallica, Slipknot, or any other rock band, you’re sure to appreciate these jokes.
Jokes about Metallica
What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a member of Metallica?
A metalhead who can use the Force!
Why did the chicken go to a Metallica concert?
Because he wanted to rock out!
Why won’t anyone sit next to the guy wearing the Metallica t-shirt?
Because he’s a head banger!
Jokes about Iron Maiden
Why did Iron Maiden cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the chicken go to see Iron Maiden?
Because it wanted to rock!
Why are Iron Maiden fans always so happy?
Because they know that death is not the end!
Why did the doughnut go to see Iron Maiden?
Because it wanted a hole in its head!
Jokes about Ozzy Osbourne
Why did Ozzy Osbourne cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did Ozzy Osbourne cross the road?
To get to the other side!
What’s the difference between Ozzy Osbourne and a large pizza?
A large pizza can feed a family of four.
Why did Ozzy Osbourne cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Jokes about Rap and Hip Hop
Jokes about Eminem
Why doesn’t Eminem write his own raps?
Because he can’t spell!
Jokes about Jay-Z
What does Jay-Z call his girlfriend before she gets out of bed?
ABeyonce!
Jokes about Drake
Why doesn’t Drake write his own songs?
Because he can’t spell!
Why did Drake cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did Drake throw his computer out the window?
Because he was trying to download music!
