Looking for a laugh? Check out our collection of Funny Republican Jokes to Make Your Day. We’ve got all the best jokes to get you through the day, no matter what your political affiliation!
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Jokes about the current president
Why did Trump cross the road?
To get to the other white house!
Why don’t sharks attack Republicans?
Because professional courtesy.
What’s the best way to describe Donald Trump’s first 100 days in office?
Jokes about the former presidents
Q: What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Q: Why does Breyer’s Ice Cream taste so good?
A: Because it’s made with real cows.
Q: How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to do it and one to deny that they ever did it.
Q: How many former presidents does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, because they’re all gone by the time the light goes out!
Jokes about the first ladies
What’s the difference between Hillary Clinton and a pit bull?
A pit bull is usually around longer.
What does Hillary Clinton call a woman who finally makes it to the top?
What does Hillary Clinton call a man with 99 percent of the vote?
Why did the former first lady cross the road?
To get to the other White House.
Jokes about the members of the administration
-What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
-A snowman has two fewer balls.
-Why did Ivanka Trump convert to Judaism?
-So she could be closer to her father.
-What’s the difference between Donald Trump and a shark?
-One is unpredictable, outspoken, and dangerous. The other is a fish.
Jokes about the members of Congress
Why are most members of Congress like slinkies?
Because they’re not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.