Funny Rejection Jokes to Make You Feel Better

We’ve all been there before – you’ve put your heart and soul into something, only to have it rejected. It can be tough to deal with, but luckily there’s always humor to help get you through.

Check out our collection of funny rejection jokes to make you feel better. From classic one-liners to puns and everything in between, we’ve got you covered. So next time you’re feeling down about a rejection, just remember that you’re not alone. And

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Joke #1

Why did the coffee reject the milk?
Because it was too cream-y!

Joke #2

Q: What’s the best way to comfort a rejected suitor?
A: Tell him you’re not the only one who’s been rejected.

Joke #3

Q: Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
A: Because they make up everything!

Joke #4

I’m not saying that I don’t like you as a person, because I do. You’re a very nice person. But there’s just no chemistry between us. You’re like one of my good friends, but I don’t want to date you.

Joke #5

You know what rejection feels like?

It feels like getting hit in the face with a however many pieces of paper that person threw in your face.

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