It’s raining, it’s pouring, but that doesn’t mean your kids can’t have fun with these Funny Rain Jokes for Kids!
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Table of Contents
Introduction
What do you call a dinosaur in the rain? A wet-a-saur!
What does a worm do when it rains? Goes into his worm-hole!
How do you keep a tropical fish warm during the winter? Put him in a bowl and stand him in the sun.
Why do ducks like wet weather? Because it gives them something to quack about!
When is it least likely to rain? When it’s already raining!
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash!
Jokes about the rain
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of the rainstorm!
Why did the duck go into the hardware store?
To buy some quack tape!
Why did the squirrel climb up the power pole?
He wanted to stay dry!
What does an umbrella say when it’s upset?
You’ve got me in a fowl mood!
Jokes about rain gear
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the banana slip on the stairs?
Because it was peeling!
What do you call an ant in a raincoat?A wet-a-nurse!
What do you call a wet bear?A drizzly grizzly!
Jokes about rain animals
What do you call a wet bird?
A rain crow!
What do you call a wet cat?
A rain puss!
What do you call a wet dog?
A rain pup!
Jokes about rain people
Whether you love the rain or hate it, these jokes about rain are sure to make you laugh!
Why did the chicken go out in the rain?
To get wet!
Why did the duck go out in the rain?
To get wet!
Why did the mosquito go out in the rain?
To get wet!
Conclusion
We hope you enjoyed our collection of funny rain jokes for kids. If you have any other rain jokes that you think we should include, please let us know in the comments below. Alternatively, if you’re looking for more laughs, why not check out our other joke collections, including our jokes about the sun and our snowman jokes.
