Funny (and Racist) Cinco de Mayo Jokes

It’s Cinco de Mayo and that means it’s time to laugh at some racist jokes! Here are the funniest (and most racist) Cinco de Mayo jokes.

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Joke #1

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

Why did the Mexicancross the road?

Joke #2

Why don’t Mexican kids play in the snow?

Because they are afraid of getting pulled over!

Joke #3

You know what Cinco de Mayo is, right? It’s the day the Mexicans threw our army back across the border!

Joke #4

Why don’t Mexicans celebrate Independence Day?

Because the Japanese already took it!

Joke #5

What’s a Mexican’s favorite mineral?

Lead!

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