Funny Queen Jokes You Haven’t Heard Yet

Looking for some funny queen jokes? You’ve come to the right place! Check out our collection of jokes that will have you laughing in no time.

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Jokes about the queen’s corgis

Why did the queen cross the road?
To get to the other palace!

Why did the queen go to the beach?
Toimperial all her subjects!

What do you call a queen with a cold?
A ruler!

Why did the queen go to outer space?
To find her lost corgis!

Jokes about the queen’s hat collection

While the queen is well-known for her love of hats, not everyone is aware of her impressive collection. In fact, she has so many hats that she joke about it herself on occasion. Here are some of the funniest jokes about the queen’s hat collection:

“I hear the queen has a new hat. I wonder if it’s as big as her palace?”

“I hear the queen has a new hat. I wonder if it’s as heavy as her crown?”

“I hear the queen has a new hat. I wonder if it will keep her head warm in the winter.”

“I hear the queen has a new hat. I wonder if she’ll ever wear it out in public.”

Jokes about the queen’s love of tea

Q: Why does the queen love tea so much?
A: Because it’s her cup of tea!

Q: What does the queen put in her tea?
A: One lump or two?

Q: How does the queen take her tea?
A: With a Pinkie up!

Jokes about the queen’s relationship with her husband

What’s the queen’s favorite type of tea?
Earl Grey.

Why did the queen cross the road?
To get to the other side.

Why did the queen go to the doctor?
Because she wasn’t feeling herself.

What does the queen use to keep her feet warm?
sheepskins.

Jokes about the queen’s grandchildren

Why did the queen have to keep her grandson’s room locked?
Because he was always trying to escape!

What does the queen put in her grandson’s lunchbox?
A royal pain!

Why did the queen wear a crown to bed?
Because she wanted to be king for a night!

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