It’s pumpkin season, which means it’s time to get ready for all the fall festivities. But before you do, check out these funny pumpkin jokes to get you through the season.
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Introduction
Pumpkins are back in season and that means it’s time for some pumpkin jokes! Here are some of our favorites to get you through the fall season.
Q: What do you call a pumpkin that’s been standing in the sun too long?
A: A raisin!
Q: How do you fix a hollow pumpkin?
A: With a cobwebb!
Q: Why did the pumpkin cross the road?
A: To get to the other patch!
Q. Why did the Pilgrim cross the street?
A. To get to the other side… of the squash Patch!
Pumpkin Jokes
Why did the pumpkin go to the doctor?
Why did the pumpkin go to the doctor?
Because he wasn’t feeling so squashy!
Get it? Squashy? Like, a pumpkin is a type of squash…?
Okay, maybe that one was a little corny. But we’ve got plenty more where that came from! Check out our other pumpkin jokes below.
What do you call a lazy pumpkin?
A pumpkin who is too lazy to even carve itself a face is undoubtedly a “lazy pumpkin.”
What do you call a scared pumpkin?
A scared pumpkin is called a “pumpkin”
What do you call a pumpkin that’s been in the sun too long?
A pumpkin that’s been in the sun too long is usually called a “pumpkin pie”.
What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a skunk?
A smelly pumpkin!
Conclusion
We hope you enjoyed our selection of funny pumpkin jokes! If you’re looking for more fall-themed humor, be sure to check out our other articles, including [100 Best Halloween Jokes](https://www.rd.com/jokes/halloween-jokes/) and [25 Best Fall Puns](https://www.rd.com/jokes/fall-puns/).
