Funny Pumpkin Jokes that are a Little Dirty

Looking for some funny pumpkin jokes to get you through the Halloween season? We’ve got you covered with some of the best (and dirtiest) jokes out there. Enjoy!

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Pumpkins are everywhere this time of year. From Halloween decorations to lattes and pies, it seems like this orange gourd has taken over the world. But why are pumpkins so popular?

Maybe it’s because they’re a little bit funny looking. Or maybe it’s because they make great jokes! If you’re looking for a laugh, check out our collection of the funniest pumpkin jokes below.

Pumpkin Jokes

Pumpkins are a popular symbol of Halloween, and what better way to get into the Halloween spirit than by sharing some pumpkin jokes? These jokes are perfect for adults who are looking for a little bit of extra fun this Halloween.

What do you call a pumpkin that’s been hit by a car?

A squash.

What do you call a pumpkin that’s been hit by a car?

A squash

What’s the difference between a pumpkin and a squash?

One is sweet and the other is a gourd.

How do you fix a pumpkin?

By carving it a new face.


And that’s the end of our list of funny pumpkin jokes that are a little dirty! We hope you enjoyed them and found them entertaining. If you have any other great pumpkin jokes that you think we should add to this list, please let us know in the comments section below.

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