Funny Proton Jokes to Make You Smile

Looking for a laugh? Check out our collection of funny proton jokes. They’re sure to make you smile.

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Jokes about protons

Why did the proton cross the road?

To get to the other side!

Why did the electron go to the library?

To get charged up!

What kind of music do protons like?

Heavy metal!

Jokes about electrons

What do you call an electron that’s not doing anything?
A lost electron.

What do you call an electron that’s in trouble?
A negatron.

Why did the electron go to school?
To get a positive charge

How much does an electron cost?
E-nothing, it’s free!

Jokes about neutrons

What do you call a neutron that’s not feeling well?
An atom

Jokes about atoms

Q: Why did the proton go to the doctor?
A: Because he was sick of being positive!

Q: What do you call a reclusive Italian physicist?
A: A Lone Roman.

Q: Why was the Bohr model of the atom incorrect?
A: Because it had too many electrons to be stable.

Jokes about scientists

Why did the electron feel powerless?
Because it was uncharged!

How does a scientist freshen her breath?
With atomic mints!

Why was the nuclear physicist so tired when he got home from work?
Because he had spent the day fission!

Jokes about physics

What does a quantum mechanic say when you ask him where he is?

What did the physicist say when asked what he was working on?
“I’m studying the effects of gravity on my ability to procrastinate.”
function () {
console.log(“I’m working on a new theory of relativity.”);

How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but it takes nearly all of the lightbulb’s energy.

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