What do you call a man with a sore prostate? A man in pain!
If you’re looking for a good laugh, check out our collection of funny prostate jokes. From the good to the bad to the ugly, we’ve got all your bases covered.
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The Good
These Funny Prostate Jokes are based on the premise that men worry about their prostate gland. The prostate is a walnut-sized gland located just below the bladder in men. It is responsible for producing seminal fluid, which helps transport sperm during ejaculation.
While some men experience problems with their prostate gland, such as enlargement (which can lead to urinary problems), most men do not have any problems with it. Nonetheless, it is a common source of jokes, given its location and its association with sexual function.
Here are some examples of funny prostate jokes:
Q: What’s the best way to avoid getting prostate cancer?
A: Don’t be born a man!
Q: What’s the difference between a man and a catfish?
A: One’s an ugly scum-sucking bottom-feeder, and the other is a fish.
Q: What’s the difference between a man and playground equipment?
A: Playground equipment is usually stationary.
The Bad
These prostate jokes are not for the faint of heart. They are graphic, crude, and off-color. If you are easily offended, stop reading now.
My doctor told me I had a bad case of prostate cancer.
I said, “Is it serious?”
He said, “It’s serious enough that we’re going to have to take your balls.”
I went to the doctor for a colonoscopy. He said, “You have a very bad case of prostate cancer.”
I said, “Is it serious?”
He said, “It’s serious enough that we’re going to have to take your balls.”
The Ugly
The Ugliest Prostate Joke:
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One…but it takes forever and it’s really, really uncomfortable!
