Laughing is the best medicine, right? Check out our collection of funny prostate exam jokes to help you get through your next exam.
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Jokes about the prostate
Q: What’s the best way to describe a man’s anatomy?
A: A muscle with a Walter Payton problem.
Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One – he just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
Q. Why did God give men penises?
A. So they would have at least one way to shut a woman up.
Jokes about the prostate exam
1. “I’m sorry, sir, but we’re going to have to do a digital rectal exam.”
“What’s that?”
“I’ll insert my finger into your rectum.”
“Is that going to hurt?”
“No, not at all. In fact, you might even enjoy it.”
2. “I’m sorry to say that we’re going to have to do a digital rectal exam.”
“What’s that?”
“I’ll insert my finger into your rectum.”
“Do I have to get undressed?”
“No, you can keep your clothes on.”
3. “Before we begin the prostate exam, I just need to ask a few questions.”
“Ok, go ahead.”
“Do you have any pain in your lower back or in your genital area?”
“No.”
“Good. Now, I’m going to insert my finger into your rectum. Tell me if you feel any pain.”
“…Yes…”
Jokes about the prostate cancer
Prostate cancer is no laughing matter. But sometimes, a little humor can help us get through tough times. If you or someone you know is facing prostate cancer, here are a few jokes that might help lighten the mood.
1. Why did the man with prostate cancer cross the road? To get to the other side!
2. Why did the man with advanced prostate cancer go to the bathroom so often? Because he had to P!
3. What’s the best way to avoid getting prostate cancer? Don’t have a prostate!
4. What do you call a man with no prostate? A eunuch!
5. What’s the difference between management and supervision? Management is peeing in your pants while on a conference call; supervision is knowing when to stop before you wet your pants!
