Funny Prom Jokes to Make Your Night Memorable

Need some funny prom jokes to make your night memorable? We’ve got you covered! Check out our collection of hilarious prom jokes that will have you and your friends laughing all night long.

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Jokes about Prom

1. I asked my date if she wanted to dance and she said, “No, I don’t really like this song.” I said, “That’s okay, neither do I. Let’s go get some punch.”

2. My date got mad when I told her that her dress looked like something my grandmother would wear. I was just trying to be honest!

3. My date kept talking about how hot her ex-boyfriend is. I was getting a little jealous, so I asked if he was going to be at prom. She said, “No, he’s not allowed to leave his house on weekends.”

4. My date told me that she wanted to take things slow. So during the slow dance, I started backing up.

5. My date keeps telling me how much she loves my cologne. I think she’s trying to hint that she wants me to buy her a bottle for prom.

6. My date told me that she’d rather go to prom with her friends than with me. I’m pretty sure that’s not how you’re supposed to ask someone to prom.

Jokes about Dresses

What do you call a dress that’s too big? A tent!

What do you call a dress that’s too small? A sleeper!

How does a girl know if her prom dress is too tight? She can hear her date’s zipper from across the room!

Jokes about Dates

-Why did the chicken go on a date with the salad?
-Because it was looking for some serious commitment!

-Why did the boy take his date to the fish market?
-Because he wanted to see her scales!

-Why is it so hard for aliens to park their spaceships?
-Because they always have flying Saucers!

Jokes about After Prom

What’s the best part about after prom? No chaperones!

Why did the chicken go to the prom? To dance fowl!

Why couldn’t Cinderella go to the prom? Because she had no carriage!

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