Funny Proctologist Jokes You’ll Actually Laugh At

Looking for some funny proctologist jokes? Here are a few that will actually make you laugh out loud.

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Jokes about going to the proctologist

Why don’t Psychologists go to the proctologist?- Because they know too much ass!

What’s the best way to describe going to the proctologist?- A shitty experience!

Why did the man go to the proctologist?- He wanted to get a second opinion!

Why did the proctologist cross the road?- To get to the other side!

How many proctologists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?- Just one, but it takes awhile!

Jokes about what the proctologist does

A proctologist is a doctor who specializes in the diagnosis and treatment of disorders and conditions of the rectum and anus.

Q: What’s a proctologist’s favorite type of cookie?
A: One that’s chocolate-chip!

Q: Why did the proctologist cross the road?
A: To get to the other end!

Q: Where does a proctologist go on vacation?
A: Mexico!

Q: Why was the proctologist at the beach?
A: To check out the buns!

Jokes about the proctologist’s office

Whether you’re looking for a laugh or celebrating #ProctologistAppreciationDay, these proctologist jokes are sure to get the job done.

Q: What’s the best way to describe a trip to the proctologist?
A: A pain in the ass!

Q: What did the proctologist say to the constipated patient?
A: “Relax, it’s just a little backed up.”

Q: Why did the man go to see the proctologist?
A: He was having trouble going number two!

Jokes about the proctologist’s staff

Q. What’s the difference between a proctologist and a urologist?
A. A proctologist looks at the hole last.

Q: How many proctologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Just one, but it takes a lot of effort!

Q: What do you call a proctologist with an MBA?
A: An ass-hole!

Jokes about the proctologist’s patients

These are some of the funniest proctologist jokes you’ll actually laugh at.

Patient: “I’m really embarrassed. I’ve got this awful itch.”
Proctologist: “Well, take your trousers down and I’ll have a look.”
Patient: “That’s just it … I can’t reach!”

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