Looking for a good laugh? Check out our collection of funny Prius jokes. We guarantee you’ll smile after reading these!
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Jokes
If you are looking for some funny Prius jokes, then you have come to the right place. We have compiled a list of jokes that will surely make you smile. So, without further ado, let’s get into it.
Short jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the banana cross the road?
Because he was sick of being mashed.
Long jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side!!
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side!!!
Why did the banana cross the road?
Because he was sick of being mashed!
Why did the boy cross the road?
To get to the other side!
One-liners
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side!
Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A: To get to the other side!
Q: Why did the mosquito cross the road?
A: To get to the other side!
Pictures
If you are looking for a good laugh, then you have come to the right place. We have compiled a list of funny Prius jokes that will surely make you smile. So, sit back, relax, and enjoy the show.
Funny pictures of Priuses
Here are some funny pictures of Priuses that will make you smile. Whether you think they’re silly, or you’re a fan of the car, these jokes are sure to get a chuckle out of you.
Memes
A meme is an image, video, or piece of text that is created or shared with the intention of humorous or social commentary. Memes are often clever or funny, and can be easily shared online between friends.
Comics
Prius drivers are often the butt of jokes, but there’s no denying that they’re environmentally conscious and doing their part to save the planet. Here are some funny Prius jokes that will make you smile.
Q: What do you call a Prius driver with a sense of humor?
A: A rare breed!
Videos
There are a lot of people that think that Prius owners are boring, but that’s not true! We like to have a good time, and we love to laugh. Here are some of the best Prius jokes that will make you smile.
Funny commercials
There are a lot of great car commercials out there. But there are also a lot of really terrible ones. The ones that make you cringe, or want to change the channel as quickly as possible. Thankfully, there are also a few that manage to be so bad, they’re actually good. These are the commercials that you can’t help but watch, even if they’re trying to sell you something you have no interest in.
And then there are the Toyota Prius commercials. It’s hard to explain why, but for some reason, Toyota has been able to perfectly capture the zeitgeist with their advertising for the popular hybrid car. They’ve managed to create ads that are funny, endearing, and even a little bit viral.
If you’re looking for a good laugh, or just want to see what all the fuss is about, check out these 10 funny Toyota Prius commercials.
Bloopers
Even the perfect TV show or movie has a blooper or two. With all the planning and takes that go into filming, it’s no wonder that something can go wrong. Here are some examples of famous bloopers:
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
In one scene, Gandalf (played by Ian McKellen) is supposed to disappear in a flash of light and smoke. However, the smoke machine didn’t work correctly, and Gandalf was left covered in soot.
Friends
In the final episode of Friends, Joey (played by Matt LeBlanc) tears his shirt open to reveal a Superman costume underneath. However, in one take, LeBlanc ripped the shirt too early and ended up with his real-life Superman T-shirt underneath his costume.
The Office
In an episode where Jim (played by John Krasinski) is trying to protect Pam (played by Jenna Fischer) from a proposal gone wrong, he ends up getting hit in the face with a football. However, in one take Krasinski was actually hit so hard that he ended up with a bloody nose.
Sketches
We all know that Prius drivers are the butt of a lot of jokes. But what if we could all just laugh at them together? Here are some funny Prius jokes that will make you smile.
-Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the Prius.
-How does a Prius driver know when he’s going uphill? When his mileage goes down.
-Why did the Prius driver run a red light? Because he thought it was green.
-What do you call a Prius with a flat tire? A garbage can on wheels.
