A collection of the funniest prison jokes to make your day. If you’re looking for a laugh, look no further than these jokes about prison life.
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Jokes about Prison
What do you call a prisoner who’s been in jail for 10 years?
An outdated inmate!
Why did the chicken cross the road and go to prison?
To get to the other side of the bars!
Why did the duck go to jail?
Because he was a known fowl offender!
Why was the mosquito arrested?
For bugs-ing people!
Why did the robber take a bath before he went to jail?
He wanted to make a clean getaway!
Jokes about Inmates
There are plenty of things to worry about when you’re in prison, but finding ways to laugh can help you get through the tough times. If you’re looking for some funny prison jokes to brighten your day, read on.
One day, an inmate asked his cellmate, “What did you do to get sent to prison?”
The cellmate replied, “I killed a man.”
The first inmate was shocked and asked, “Why would you do something like that?”
The cellmate shrugged and said, “You know how it is. We were at a bar, drinking. He started picking on me and wouldn’t leave me alone, so I killed him. It was self-defense.”
The first inmate thought for a moment and said, “I can see how that could happen. But what did you do to get put on death row?”
Again, the cellmate shrugged and said, “It was self-defense. He just wouldn’t shut up about how I killed the other guy. So I killed him too.”
Jokes about Guards
What do you call a prison guard who’s always on duty?
-A vigilante!
What do you call a prison guard who’s always on duty and is also very strict?
– A dictator!
Jokes about Prison Food
If you’ve ever wondered what prison food is like, wonder no more! Here are some hilarious jokes about prison food that will make your day.
-Why did the inmate throw his food out the window?
-Because he wanted to see if it was barbecued chicken!
-How do you make a prison cheeseburger?
-Use a Sharpie for the ketchup and mustard!
-What do you call a prisoner who only eats bread and water?
-A Nutrition deficits!
-What did the inmate say when he was served SpaghettiOs for the third day in a row?
-O, no! Not again!
Jokes about Prison Life
Living in prison can be a difficult experience, but that doesn’t mean you can’t find ways to laugh. If you’re looking for some funny prison jokes to brighten your day, look no further.
Here are some of our favorites:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of the prison yard!
Why did the inmate get out of jail early?
Because he was serving time!
What’s the best way to describe life in prison?
One day it’s sunny, the next day it’s not.
