Looking for some laughs this Thanksgiving? Check out our collection of funny printable Thanksgiving jokes. From turkey puns to Pilgrim jokes, we’ve got something for everyone. So print them out and enjoy!
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Introduction
Looking for a way to add some laughter to your Thanksgiving feast? Check out our funny printable Thanksgiving jokes! From turkey puns to Pilgrim jokes, we’ve got plenty of laughs to keep everyone entertained. So whether you’re looking for a way to entertain the kids or just want to add some levity to the day, our funny Thanksgiving jokes are sure to do the trick!
Turkey Jokes
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the turkey eat so much?
Because he was starved!
What’s a turkey’s favorite food?
Peas and carrots!
Pilgrim Jokes
Why did the Pilgrim cross the road?
To get to the other Mayflower!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To get away from the Pilgrim!
What was the Pilgrims’ favorite game?
Hide and goseek!
Why does a Pilgrim put his hand on his chin?
To keep his coonskin hat from falling off!
Family Jokes
What do you call a family that’s always arguing?
A dysFUNctional family!
Why don’t YouTubers have Thanksgiving dinner together?
Because they can’t converge!
Why did the dad cross the road?
To get to the other side of the joke!
Why did the fried chicken go to the doctor?
Because he was Chicken Pox!
How do you fix a turkey with a bad temper?
You stuff it!
Food Jokes
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: To get to the other side!
Q: Why did the chicken go to the seance?
A: To talk to the other side.
Q: Why did the duck go to rehab?
A: Because he was addicted to water!
Q: Why did the deer cross the road?
A: To get to the other side!
Conclusion
We hope you enjoyed our funny printable Thanksgiving jokes! If you’re looking for more laughs, be sure to check out our other Thanksgiving humor, including our Thanksgiving memes and our funny Thanksgiving quotes. And if you’re looking for something a little more serious, be sure to check out our articles on the history of Thanksgiving and the meaning of Thanksgiving.
