Funny Princess Jokes Your Kids Will Love

These funny princess jokes are perfect for kids who love all things royal. From sassy to sweet, your little ones will giggle at these jokes about everyone’s favorite princesses.

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Daughter: Daddy, where do princesses come from?

Dad: Mostly from Disney movies, honey. But sometimes they come from fairytales, too.


If you’re looking for some funny princess jokes for your kids, you’ve come to the right place. We’ve compiled a list of some of the best princess jokes that will have your kids laughing out loud. Let’s get started.

What does a snowman eat for lunch?

A snowman eating lunch is a funny sight, but what do they actually eat? Here are some hilarious jokes about snowmen and their lunchtime habits.

-Why did the snowman only eat half of his lunch? Because he was on a diet!
-What does a snowman order at a restaurant? A snowball sandwich!
-What kind of bread does a snowman prefer? White bread!
-What’s a snowman’s favorite drink? Ice cold water!

How does a princess say goodbye?

“So long, fairytale!”

How does a prince say hello?

“How does a prince say hello?”

“A prince says hello by bowing and saying, ‘Your Highness.'”


We hope you enjoyed our roundup of funny princess jokes! Be sure to check out our other joke collections, too. If you have any favorite princess jokes that we didn’t include, please share them in the comments below!

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