Funny Princess Diana Jokes

Laugh your royal crown off with these Funny Princess Diana Jokes! If you’re looking for a good laugh, look no further than this royal-approved list of jokes about the late Princess Diana.

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Jokes about Diana’s beauty

Diana was so beautiful that once when she went on a safari in Africa, the animals got together and took up a collection to buy her a mirror.

When bad things happened to people, they would say, “It’s just like when Princess Diana died.”

Diana was so beautiful that she once caused an accident just by crossing the street.

Diana was so beautiful that one time she met an ugly guy, and he died.

Jokes about Diana’s fashion sense

Diana was known for her sense of style, but that didn’t mean she always got it right. Here are some jokes about her fashion sense:

-Why did Diana wear so many hats? So she wouldn’t be recognized!
-Why did Diana always wear clothes that were a few sizes too big? So she wouldn’t be mistaken for a mannequin!
-Why did Diana always carry an umbrella? So she wouldn’t be caught in the rain!

Jokes about Diana’s royal duties

Q: How does Princess Diana keep her crown from falling off?
A: By wearing a tiara!

Q: Why doesn’t Britain have a princess?
A: Because they have the queen!

Q. What did Diana say when she got her first period?
A. Oh my god, I’m one of Charles’ heirs!

Jokes about Diana’s love life

What do you call Princess Diana’s love life?
A fairy tale!

Jokes about Diana’s children

Q: How many of Diana’s children does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, because they’re all princes and princesses!

Q: What does Lady Diana call her children when she’s mad at them?
A: My little lord and lady!

Q: How many members of the royal family does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One, but it takes a whole team of servants to get it done!

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