Looking for a laugh? Check out our collection of funny priest jokes. From silly one-liners to pun-filled riddles, we’ve got plenty of jokes to make you smile.
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Joke #1
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the priest cross the road?
To get to the church!
Joke #2
How many priests does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just one, but it takes a really long time!
Joke #3
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Joke #4
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see who’s best at his job.
So they all go to a farmer’s field and see a bunch of sheep.
The priest says, “I can make all those sheep say ‘Our Father, who art in heaven…’”
And sure enough, all the sheep start bleating out the Lord’s Prayer.
The minister says, “That’s pretty good, but I can make them all say ‘amen’ at the end of it.”
And sure enough, when the priest finishes his prayer, all the sheep say amen.
The rabbi says, “That’s great, but I can make them all turn into Jews.”
The other two men look at him skeptically but sure enough, when the rabbi waves his arms over the sheep, they all turn into Jews. They start running around yelling about their suffering and how they want to move to Israel.
The priest and minister are both astonished and ask the rabbi how he did it. And the rabbi says:
Circumcision.”
Joke #5
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
