In celebration of Presidents Day, we’ve rounded up some of the funniest jokes about our country’s leaders. From Abe Lincoln to George Washington, these one-liners will definitely make you smile.
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Jokes about George Washington
Why did George Washington always look so serious?
Because he was trying to keep a straight face!
What was George Washington’s favorite vegetable?
Cabbage. He was a big fan of coleslaw!
Why was George Washington such a good leader?
Because he always had the country’s best interests at heart!
Jokes about Abraham Lincoln
Q: What was Abraham Lincoln’s favorite food?
A: Lincoln logs!
Q: Why was Abraham Lincoln so good at public speaking?
A: He was a master of the art of rhetoric!
Q: What did Abraham Lincoln say to the people of America after he was elected President?
A: “I’m sorry for the long and hard speeches.”
Jokes about other presidents
Q: What do you call a president who’s been impeached?
A: A former president!
Q: How does a president keep his armies from invading his country?
A: He keeps them in the White House!
Q. Where does the President go when he wants to get away from it all?
A. Camp David