We all know that power outages can be a pain. But did you know that they can also be a source of entertainment? Check out our list of funny power outage jokes to keep you entertained during the next blackout!
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Jokes about the Power Outage
“I’m so excited for the power outage tonight!” said no one ever.
We’ve all been there. The power goes out unexpectedly in the middle of the night, or right when you were in the middle of cooking dinner. And let’s be honest, it’s never a pleasant experience. But that doesn’t mean that we can’t find the humor in it!
Here are some funny power outage jokes to keep you entertained during the next blackout:
-I’m so excited for the power outage tonight!” said no one ever.
-Don’t you hate it when the power goes out and you have to resort to using a real book?
-The upside to a power outage is that it gives you a chance to talk to your family without distractions.
-I’m not saying that I caused the power outage, but I didn’t not cause the power outage.
-The best part about a power outage is when it’s finally over and you can go back to your normal life…until the next one.
I’m not saying that the power outage was my fault, but I’m not NOT saying it was my fault.
I’m not saying that the power outage was my fault, but I’m not NOT saying it was my fault.
What do you call a power outage at a haunted house? A haunting!
Why did the chicken cross the road during a power outage? To get to the other side!
Why did the traffic light turn red during the power outage? It ran out of battery!
Why did the city hall close down during the power outage? It didn’t have any power!
I tried to call 911 during the power outage, but there was no answer.
I’m so bored. The power outage has been going on for hours.
Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered! Here are some funny power outage jokes to keep you entertained during the next blackout:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side! (of the street, because there’s a power outage!)
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side! (of the pond, because there’s a power outage!)
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side! (of your house, because there’s a power outage!)
Why did the boy cross the road?
To get to the other side! (of the street, because there’s a power outage!)
Why did the girl cross the road?
To get tothe other side! (ofthe street, because there’s a power outage!)
Jokes about the darkness
I’m so excited for the power outage tonight!” said no one ever.
losing power can be a pain, but it doesn’t have to be all doom and gloom. Here are some funny power outage jokes to help you get through the next blackout.
1. I’m so excited for the power outage tonight!” said no one ever.
2. The best thing about a power outage is that you can finally catch up on your sleep.
3. I’m not saying that I caused the power outage, but…I’m not not saying that either.
4. The upside to a power outage is that you don’t have to worry about your Netflix account getting hacked.
5. I’m pretty sure the only reason my dog is excited about the power outage is because he knows we’ll have to light candles.
6. The biggest downside to a power outage is that you can’t charge your phone…which means no more looking at your phone!
7. If there’s one upside to a power outage, it’s that you don’t have to hear your neighbor’s obnoxious dog barking all night long.
8. I’m trying to stay positive during this power outage, but it’s really hard when all my food is going bad and I can’t recharge my phone
I’m not saying that the power outage was my fault, but I’m not NOT saying it was my fault.
I’m not saying that the power outage was my fault, but I’m not NOT saying it was my fault. I may or may not have accidentally unplugged the power strip while trying to find my phone charger in the dark. Oops!
If you’re looking for something to do during a power outage, I highly recommend reading by candlelight. It’s a great way to make yourself look super sophisticated. Even better, if you have a fireplace, you can read by firelight! So romantic.
If your power goes out and you’re stuck in the dark, try not to panic. Just close your eyes and imagine you’re at a Metallica concert. Hey, it’s better than nothing, right?
I’m so bored. The power outage has been going on for hours.
I’m so bored. The power outage has been going on for hours. I’ve read all the books by candlelight, played all the card games, and told all the jokes I know. I’m starting to go stir-crazy!
